December 2011
53 posts
Meeting Lady Gaga
Me: Gaga can you sign this please?
Gaga: Yeah sure baby
Me: Thank you so much
Gaga: Wait what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Gaga: But...I
Me: TOO LATE YOU SIGNED IT...WE ARE NOW MARRIED!
Daiva's a lesbian... And that's a rainbow.: Dear... →
daivabug421:
Wtf is your problem? So what if my sleep schedule is out of whack? How is it effecting you in any way, shape or form? I’m a good fucking girl. I stay out of trouble and I don’t give you any problems. Would you rather I be up all night drinking, partying and getting fucked up? Or just sit in my…
My grandma is the same!
i could do a long distance relationship if i saw...
can you dance like you fuck, can you fuck just...
thelastpyle asked: hi!
I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it...
When it's windy out... →
You see somebody’s hair flowing in the wind:
And your’s is all:
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